Presenting ‘Cascade at the Bat’: A Bad Intel CPU Poem

By Joel Hruska

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I wrote this poem — “poem” — around the time Intel launched Cascade Lake back in 2019. I held off publishing back then because I didn’t want to leave people thinking we’d reviewed a CPU in truly bad poetry instead of my typical second-rate prose. I…